You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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