I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Randomize
