Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
