He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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