Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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