So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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