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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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