Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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