i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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