I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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