Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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