Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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