Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
