im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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