Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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