Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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