There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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