You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
