i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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