the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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