I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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