how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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