fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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