Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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