no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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