Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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