Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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