I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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