whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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