HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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