if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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