think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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