I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
