then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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