i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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