my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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