capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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