i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
