is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wakey wakey hands off snakey
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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