Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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