is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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