Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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