yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
