dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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