We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you win again, gameday.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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