nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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