the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
How external is "for external use only"?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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