We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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