Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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