how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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