But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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