The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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