idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He? As in you personified your dick?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
