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she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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