What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Barsexuality is the new black.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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