fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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