their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Welp...herpes.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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